
So you don’t have a valentine to wink at over the dinner table? While your co-workers our boasting about their meticulous romantic itinerary with their soul mate tomorrow, we’re frantically flipping through our tiny black books and searching for something similar.
We’re analyzing each candidate who strolls through our office door and asking ourselves, “Can that be the one?”
Time is running out, we think. We certainly don’t want people to think we’re alone, desperate, unattractive, and even more damning, unwanted.
You ladies might say:
“Those bleacher guys are players and don’t want to settle down, so I might march through the diamond level section, a seemingly more mature bunch of men with grip.”
But let me release the Dr. Phil out of me, my unattached A’s friend:
Don’t search for someone to make you complete; you’re already complete.
Don’t look for the catch––be the catch.
Remember: you can be complimented, but not completed.
That leads me to the A’s, the reason you migrated over to my blog.
If you haven’t met someone to make your heart-pound tomorrow, absorb yourself with the A’s. Hop on blogs, forums, chat rooms, and floss your favorite A’s apparel. While you grill the chicken and toss your salad, sprinkle the living room carpet with green and gold rose petals, and read a chapter of Moneyball.
While humans come and go throughout our lives, our passion for the A’s remains. With each boyfriend and girlfriend we’ve encountered, the team is probably one of the few constant elements in our lives. Six months out of the year, they carry us through a heart-racing journey, which, at times, helps us escape from life’s nagging issues.
Think about it: What human can produce the adrenaline and excitement of a Milton Bradley walk-off home run? When we leaped out of our seats when the A’s finally surged past the first round of the playoffs last year, a joy rippled through the Coliseum that afternoon.
So, while having a significant other has its perks, romancing the A’s lasts a lifetime.
"You’re too hard-core, Professor Oakland," you say.
Sorry, there's no other option.
So tell me, singles: What do the A's do for you?
I remain,
Professor Oakland
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